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Upload to Facebook A man working in the Guinness brewery in Dublin fell into a 5,000-gallon vat of beer and could be rescued only after five hours. While he was regaining consciousness in the company's hospital, his wife asked if he suffered much. His fellow worker replied, "I don't think so. He climbed out twice to pee!" -
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