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![Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late!]()
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![The worst things that you can do to your wife:</br></br>
5. Cheating on her</br>
4. Lying to her</br>
3. Disrespecting her</br>
2. Abusing her</br>
1. Not noticing her new haircut]()
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![Got Vaccinated!</br>
No Major Side-effects...</br>
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Only When He Said `No Alcohol for 45 Days` - Tab Thoda Chakkar Aaya Tha!]()
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![Please do not post messages like:</br>
Daughter of Rickshaw Wala won the silver medal,</br>
Son of Rickshaw Wala becomes an IAS officer,</br>
Daughter of Rickshaw Wala scored 99.5% in exams.</br>
After reading these messages my children are compelling me to drive a Rickshaw!]()
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![My wife and I make all our big decisions together.</br></br>
Okay, at least I'm in the same room with her when she's making those decisions!]()
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![One man's `damn, she is crazy` is another man's `damn, that dude was right!`]()
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![I lost a good riding buddy in an accident.</br>
His finger got stuck in a wedding ring!]()
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![What is the similarity between eating stale food and watching toxic news?</br>
Both cause Diarrhoea, however at the opposite ends!]()
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![Customer: I will not pay the bill.</br>
Manager: Why not? You ordered 42 coffee.</br>
Customer: I said 4 tea, 2 coffee!]()
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![If I ever become a dietician,</br>
I'll be asking where you had the Chole Bhature from instead of why!]()
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