Men, if you find a woman who scares you a bit, you've found the right one. We men can't be left uncontrolled! |
Based on the three months free trial offer, I've cancelled my subscription to 2021! |
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you! |
Sharabi chahe kitna bhi anpadh kyon na ho, quarter ke teen peg aise banata hai jaise kisi paryogshala ka bahut bada scientist ho! |
Happy women's day alexa and siri... . . . . The only women who listen to men! |
Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Issai... Sabko seedha kare, lugai! #happywomensday |
Today I referred one of my elderly patients to a psychiatrist... I said: Baba dimag vale doctors ko dikha lo ek bar! He said: Hume to lga tha ki apke pas bhi hoga! |
My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday! |
I prayed to God to remove the fakes. Now my sneakers are missing! |
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it. It's half-empty! |