Funny SMS

  • Men, if you find a woman who scares you a bit, you've found the right one. We men can't be left uncontrolled!Upload to Facebook
    Men, if you find a woman who scares you a bit, you've found the right one. We men can't be left uncontrolled!
  • Based on the three months free trial offer, I've cancelled my subscription to 2021!Upload to Facebook
    Based on the three months free trial offer, I've cancelled my subscription to 2021!
  • Every family has one weird relative.</br>
If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!Upload to Facebook
    Every family has one weird relative.
    If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!
  • Sharabi chahe kitna bhi anpadh kyon na ho,</br>
quarter ke teen peg aise banata hai jaise kisi paryogshala ka bahut bada scientist ho!Upload to Facebook
    Sharabi chahe kitna bhi anpadh kyon na ho,
    quarter ke teen peg aise banata hai jaise kisi paryogshala ka bahut bada scientist ho!
  • Happy women's day alexa and siri...</br>
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The only women who listen to men!Upload to Facebook
    Happy women's day alexa and siri...
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    The only women who listen to men!
  • Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Issai...</br></br>


Sabko seedha kare, lugai!</br>
#happywomensdayUpload to Facebook
    Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Issai...

    Sabko seedha kare, lugai!
    #happywomensday
  • Today I referred one of my elderly patients to a psychiatrist...</br>
I said: Baba dimag vale doctors ko dikha lo ek bar!</br>
He said: Hume to lga tha ki apke pas bhi hoga!Upload to Facebook
    Today I referred one of my elderly patients to a psychiatrist...
    I said: Baba dimag vale doctors ko dikha lo ek bar!
    He said: Hume to lga tha ki apke pas bhi hoga!
  • My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.</br>
That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.
    That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!
  • I prayed to God to remove the fakes.</br>
Now my sneakers are missing!Upload to Facebook
    I prayed to God to remove the fakes.
    Now my sneakers are missing!
  • Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.</br>
It's half-empty!Upload to Facebook
    Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
    It's half-empty!
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