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![Math Problem of the day:</br>
If George is 73 and his girlfriend is 26, how much money does George have?]()
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![Two men walk into a bar.</br>
One man orders H2O. The other says, `I'll have H2O too.`</br>
The second man dies!]()
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![Pro Tip:</br>
Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!]()
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![What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?</br>
The director's cut!]()
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![I always take my problems to Tommy.</br>
Hilfiger something out!]()
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![My son asked me, `What does deja vu mean?`</br>
I said, `I have a feeling you asked me this before!`]()
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![One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people.</br>
If they laugh, you are still young. If they panic and start running towards you, you are old!]()
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![Life of a husband:</br></br>
Get married</br>
Apologize for everything.</br>
Die!]()
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![I told my wife to treat me exactly how she wants me to treat her.
So she stopped talking to me!]()
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