| March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper! |
| Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to! |
| Crush: Tumhare Andar Kuch Talent Hai? Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double! |
| Toothache gives more pain than heartbreak! |
| Some angry guy with road rage just yelled out of his window, "I am gonna make your life a living hell." I yelled back, "Thanks, but I am not looking for a relationship right now!" |
| The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining. Even nature is against me getting fit! |
| When I see "wife is typing" and it stays that way for 5 minutes, I drive to the airport, catch a flight to another country and start a new life! |
| I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese. The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards! |
| My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist! |
| What happens when you put your hand in a blender? You get a hand shake! |
