| Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after! |
| In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime. It usually resulted in a long sentence! |
| Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math? She wore an algae bra! |
| "Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media! |
| I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet. Anyone else has reached this point in their life? |
| Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due! |
| I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance! |
| If you see me talking to myself, please go your way. I am self-employed and having a staff meeting! |
| I hated my new haircut. But then it grew on me! |
| Every day is a new day to try again. This is a coded message to all the guys who are trying to get a response from their crushes! |
