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Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double!]()
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![Some angry guy with road rage just yelled out of his window, `I am gonna make your life a living hell.`</br>
I yelled back, `Thanks, but I am not looking for a relationship right now!`]()
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![The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining.</br>
Even nature is against me getting fit!]()
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![When I see `wife is typing` and it stays that way for 5 minutes, I drive to the airport, catch a flight to another country and start a new life!]()
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![I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.</br>
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards!]()
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![My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty.</br>
I said because she is a pessimist!]()
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![What happens when you put your hand in a blender?</br>
You get a hand shake!]()
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![Praising another woman in front of your wife is like smoking a cigarette at a petrol pump!]()
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