Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math? She wore an algae bra! |
"Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media! |
I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet. Anyone else has reached this point in their life? |
Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due! |
I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance! |
If you see me talking to myself, please go your way. I am self-employed and having a staff meeting! |
I hated my new haircut. But then it grew on me! |
Every day is a new day to try again. This is a coded message to all the guys who are trying to get a response from their crushes! |
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper! |
Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to! |