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  • Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?<br/>
She wore an algae bra!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?
    She wore an algae bra!
  • `Following your dreams` does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media!Upload to Facebook
    "Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media!
  • I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet.</br>
Anyone else has reached this point in their life?Upload to Facebook
    I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet.
    Anyone else has reached this point in their life?
  • Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due!Upload to Facebook
    Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due!
  • I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance!Upload to Facebook
    I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance!
  • If you see me talking to myself, please go your way.</br>
I am self-employed and having a staff meeting!Upload to Facebook
    If you see me talking to myself, please go your way.
    I am self-employed and having a staff meeting!
  • I hated my new haircut.</br>
But then it grew on me!Upload to Facebook
    I hated my new haircut.
    But then it grew on me!
  • Every day is a new day to try again.</br>
This is a coded message to all the guys who are trying to get a response from their crushes!Upload to Facebook
    Every day is a new day to try again.
    This is a coded message to all the guys who are trying to get a response from their crushes!
  • March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper!Upload to Facebook
    March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper!
  • Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to!Upload to Facebook
    Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to!
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