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Upload to Facebook I was practicing the dance steps of the Macarena song and my neighbor thought I was having a heart attack and he called the ambulance! -
Upload to Facebook If you see me talking to myself, please go your way. I am self-employed and having a staff meeting! -
Upload to Facebook I hated my new haircut. But then it grew on me! -
Upload to Facebook Every day is a new day to try again. This is a coded message to all the guys who are trying to get a response from their crushes! -
Upload to Facebook March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have the toilet paper! -
Upload to Facebook Girls will know 309 different shades of lipstick but don't know the true intentions of the guy they're talking to! -
Upload to Facebook Crush: Tumhare Andar Kuch Talent Hai? Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double! -
Upload to Facebook Toothache gives more pain than heartbreak! -
Upload to Facebook Some angry guy with road rage just yelled out of his window, "I am gonna make your life a living hell." I yelled back, "Thanks, but I am not looking for a relationship right now!" -
Upload to Facebook The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining. Even nature is against me getting fit!
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