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Painkillers are the "Mute Notifications" option for the body! -
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Friend 1: We can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues. Friend 2: I don't even know eight people without issues! -
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Jis Din Duniya Se Cockroach Aur Chipkali Gayab Ho Jayenge,
Us Din Se Aurtein Duniya Pe Raaj Karengi! -
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What would you call a walking mosquito?
An itch-hiker! -
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Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after! -
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In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.
It usually resulted in a long sentence! -
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Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?
She wore an algae bra! -
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"Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media! -
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I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet. Anyone else has reached this point in their life? -
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Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due!
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