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  • Painkillers are the `Mute Notifications` option for the body!Upload to Facebook
    Painkillers are the "Mute Notifications" option for the body!
  • Friend 1: We can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues.</br>
Friend 2: I don't even know eight people without issues!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: We can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues.
    Friend 2: I don't even know eight people without issues!
  • Jis Din Duniya Se Cockroach Aur Chipkali Gayab Ho Jayenge,<br/>
Us Din Se Aurtein Duniya Pe Raaj Karengi!Upload to Facebook
    Jis Din Duniya Se Cockroach Aur Chipkali Gayab Ho Jayenge,
    Us Din Se Aurtein Duniya Pe Raaj Karengi!
  • What would you call a walking mosquito?<br/>
An itch-hiker!Upload to Facebook
    What would you call a walking mosquito?
    An itch-hiker!
  • Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after!Upload to Facebook
    Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after!
  • In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.<br/>
It usually resulted in a long sentence!Upload to Facebook
    In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.
    It usually resulted in a long sentence!
  • Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?<br/>
She wore an algae bra!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?
    She wore an algae bra!
  • `Following your dreams` does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media!Upload to Facebook
    "Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media!
  • I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet.</br>
Anyone else has reached this point in their life?Upload to Facebook
    I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet.
    Anyone else has reached this point in their life?
  • Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due!Upload to Facebook
    Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due!
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