Painkillers are the "Mute Notifications" option for the body! |
Friend 1: We can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues. Friend 2: I don't even know eight people without issues! |
Jis Din Duniya Se Cockroach Aur Chipkali Gayab Ho Jayenge, Us Din Se Aurtein Duniya Pe Raaj Karengi! |
What would you call a walking mosquito? An itch-hiker! |
Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after! |
In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime. It usually resulted in a long sentence! |
Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math? She wore an algae bra! |
"Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media! |
I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet. Anyone else has reached this point in their life? |
Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due! |