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![The wife saw the fridge, full of Kingfisher beer bottles, kept by her husband.</br>
She asked: `What is this for?`</br>
Husband's humble answer: `I'm doing what the banks and the govt, could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!</br>
After freezing I will also liquidate these assets.]()
Upload to Facebook The wife saw the fridge, full of Kingfisher beer bottles, kept by her husband. She asked: "What is this for?" Husband's humble answer: "I'm doing what the banks and the govt, could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya! After freezing I will also liquidate these assets. -
![Son: What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?</br>
Dad: Kernel!]()
Upload to Facebook Son: What's the highest rank in the popcorn army? Dad: Kernel! -
![An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you'd miss it if it wasn't there!]()
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![A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.</br>
The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much and fell into the well.</br>
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said:
`Wow, it really works!`]()
Upload to Facebook A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much and fell into the well. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said: "Wow, it really works!" -
![Painkillers are the `Mute Notifications` option for the body!]()
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![Friend 1: We can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues.</br>
Friend 2: I don't even know eight people without issues!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: We can have gatherings of up to eight people without issues. Friend 2: I don't even know eight people without issues! -
![Jis Din Duniya Se Cockroach Aur Chipkali Gayab Ho Jayenge,<br/>
Us Din Se Aurtein Duniya Pe Raaj Karengi!]()
Upload to Facebook Jis Din Duniya Se Cockroach Aur Chipkali Gayab Ho Jayenge,
Us Din Se Aurtein Duniya Pe Raaj Karengi! -
![What would you call a walking mosquito?<br/>
An itch-hiker!]()
Upload to Facebook What would you call a walking mosquito?
An itch-hiker! -
![Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after!]()
Upload to Facebook Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after! -
![In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.<br/>
It usually resulted in a long sentence!]()
Upload to Facebook In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.
It usually resulted in a long sentence!
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