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Never mess with a woman's heart or newly set hair or lipper!]()
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![The Priest asked little Johnny: Aren't you scared to meet Satan?</br>
Johnny: You are the one who should be scared because you talk sh*t about him every Sunday!]()
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![Foreigner friend at an Indian wedding, What is this `Haldi` Ceremony?</br>
Indian: It's like getting marinated before the roast!]()
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All our plastic bags are either under our mattress or are in a plastic bag hanging in the kitchen!]()
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I just felt like I wasn't going anywhere!]()
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Now he's aware wolf!]()
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Husband: WIFE!]()
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