| 'Mere Saamne Wali Khidki Mein Ek Chaand Ka Tukda Rehta Hai' song was playing on my TV this morning. Saamne Ke Teen Ghar Se Teen Padosan Bahar Aayi Aur Aapas Mein Behes Shuru Kar Di Ki Yeh Gaana Unke Liye Lagaya Hai! |
| What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad! |
| What if FedEx and UPS merged together? They will be called FedUps! |
| My teacher asked me to make up a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail. When a horse jumps over defence defeat goes first then detail! |
| There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler! |
| Not all relationships will lead to marriage, some will help you discover new restaurants! |
| Water is a good beverage if taken with the right spirit! |
| Weird fact: My wife makes new friends every month. I'm only friends with the same five guys for the last 30 years! |
| My new diet plan is where I don't eat anything for 12 hours straight from the morning and then destroy my body with alcohol and junk food for dinner. It's called intermittent fattening! |
| I've seen what happens to people who follow the advice I give them. Hence I never practice what I preach! |
