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They will be called FedUps!]()
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When a horse jumps over defence defeat goes first then detail!]()
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![There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall!</br>
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![Water is a good beverage if taken with the right spirit!]()
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![Weird fact:</br>
My wife makes new friends every month. I'm only friends with the same five guys for the last 30 years!]()
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It's called intermittent fattening!]()
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Hence I never practice what I preach!]()
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1) Who suffer from memory loss, after drinking.</br>
2) ... sorry I forgot!]()
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