| Maggi is the only female in the world who gets ready in 2 minutes! |
| If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about... - your diet - your sleep - your exercise routine - your water consumption - whether you have any structural issues & - the stress in your life Then you don't have a doctor, you have a drug dealer! |
| What a strange attitude of humans: Where a chance of winning a lottery is one in millions. He feels he has every chance of getting it. Where a virus which can infect millions he feels very confident that he will not get infected! |
| I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager! |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational. Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern? |
| What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist! |
| No more Suez Canal jokes! That ship has sailed! |
| I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks! |
| As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious! |
| Boss: You can't sleep at work. Me: But I told you during my interview that I'm a dreamer! |
