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![What a strange attitude of humans:<br/>
Where a chance of winning a lottery is one in millions. He feels he has every chance of getting it.<br/>
Where a virus which can infect millions he feels very confident that he will not get infected!]()
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Where a chance of winning a lottery is one in millions. He feels he has every chance of getting it.
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![I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager!]()
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![Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational.<br/>
Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern?]()
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![What do you call a ghost chicken?<br/>
A poultry-geist!]()
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![No more Suez Canal jokes!<br/>
That ship has sailed!]()
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![I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.<br/>
I think I managed to cover my tracks!]()
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![As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious!]()
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![Boss: You can't sleep at work.</br>
Me: But I told you during my interview that I'm a dreamer!]()
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![Before you complain about something your wife does, you should always walk a mile in her shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from her and she won't hear you complaining.]()
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![Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.</br>
She is never coming back, and don't ask why!]()
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