No more Suez Canal jokes! That ship has sailed! |
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks! |
As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious! |
Boss: You can't sleep at work. Me: But I told you during my interview that I'm a dreamer! |
Before you complain about something your wife does, you should always walk a mile in her shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from her and she won't hear you complaining. |
Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She is never coming back, and don't ask why! |
I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread. But they had naan! |
Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein, Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein! Happy Holi! |
When I was a child, I thought nap time was a punishment! |
Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai? Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas! |