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  • No more Suez Canal jokes!<br/>
That ship has sailed!Upload to Facebook
    No more Suez Canal jokes!
    That ship has sailed!
  • I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.<br/>
I think I managed to cover my tracks!Upload to Facebook
    I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.
    I think I managed to cover my tracks!
  • As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious!Upload to Facebook
    As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious!
  • Boss: You can't sleep at work.</br>
Me: But I told you during my interview that I'm a dreamer!Upload to Facebook
    Boss: You can't sleep at work.
    Me: But I told you during my interview that I'm a dreamer!
  • Before you complain about something your wife does, you should always walk a mile in her shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from her and she won't hear you complaining.Upload to Facebook
    Before you complain about something your wife does, you should always walk a mile in her shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from her and she won't hear you complaining.
  • Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.</br>
She is never coming back, and don't ask why!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.
    She is never coming back, and don't ask why!
  • I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread.</br>
But they had naan!Upload to Facebook
    I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread.
    But they had naan!
  • Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein,</br>
Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein!</br>
Happy Holi!Upload to Facebook
    Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein,
    Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein!
    Happy Holi!
  • When I was a child, I thought nap time was a punishment!Upload to Facebook
    When I was a child, I thought nap time was a punishment!
  • Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai?</br>
Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas!Upload to Facebook
    Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai?
    Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas!
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