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Upload to Facebook No more Suez Canal jokes!
That ship has sailed! -
Upload to Facebook I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.
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Upload to Facebook As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious! -
Upload to Facebook Boss: You can't sleep at work. Me: But I told you during my interview that I'm a dreamer! -
Upload to Facebook Before you complain about something your wife does, you should always walk a mile in her shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from her and she won't hear you complaining. -
Upload to Facebook Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X. She is never coming back, and don't ask why! -
Upload to Facebook I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread. But they had naan! -
Upload to Facebook Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein, Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein! Happy Holi! -
Upload to Facebook When I was a child, I thought nap time was a punishment! -
Upload to Facebook Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai? Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas!
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