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  • Salt and Pepper:<br/> Open up a salt shaker and tuck a piece of paper towel over the top, then fill it with salt/pepper and screw the lid back on. The person using it is in for a surprise!Upload to Facebook
    Salt and Pepper:
    Open up a salt shaker and tuck a piece of paper towel over the top, then fill it with salt/pepper and screw the lid back on. The person using it is in for a surprise!
    April Fool Pranks   
  • Wife: Why in all marriages girl sits on the left side and the boy on the right side?<br/> Husband: According to the profit and loss statement a/c all income is on the right side and expenses are on the left side!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Why in all marriages girl sits on the left side and the boy on the right side?
    Husband: According to the profit and loss statement a/c all income is on the right side and expenses are on the left side!
    Funny / 31 March - Closing   
  • Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?<br/> Candidate: That's when I went to Yale.<br/> Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.<br/> Candidate: Thanks! I really need this job!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?
    Candidate: That's when I went to Yale.
    Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.
    Candidate: Thanks! I really need this job!
    Funny   
  • A cop pulled me over and said: `PAPERS.`<br/> I yelled `scissors` and drove off!Upload to Facebook
    A cop pulled me over and said: `PAPERS.`
    I yelled `scissors` and drove off!
    Funny   
  • Maggi is the only female in the world who gets ready in 2 minutes!Upload to Facebook
    Maggi is the only female in the world who gets ready in 2 minutes!
    Funny   
  • If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about...<br/> - your diet<br/> - your sleep<br/> - your exercise routine<br/> - your water consumption<br/> - whether you have any structural issues &<br/> - the stress in your life<br/> Then you don't have a doctor, you have a drug dealer!Upload to Facebook
    If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about...
    - your diet
    - your sleep
    - your exercise routine
    - your water consumption
    - whether you have any structural issues &
    - the stress in your life
    Then you don't have a doctor, you have a drug dealer!
    Funny   
  • What a strange attitude of humans:<br/> Where a chance of winning a lottery is one in millions. He feels he has every chance of getting it.<br/> Where a virus which can infect millions he feels very confident that he will not get infected!Upload to Facebook
    What a strange attitude of humans:
    Where a chance of winning a lottery is one in millions. He feels he has every chance of getting it.
    Where a virus which can infect millions he feels very confident that he will not get infected!
    Interesting   
  • I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager!Upload to Facebook
    I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager!
    Funny   
  • Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational.<br/> Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern?Upload to Facebook
    Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational.
    Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern?
    Funny / Marriage   
  • What do you call a ghost chicken?<br/> A poultry-geist!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a ghost chicken?
    A poultry-geist!
    One-liners   
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