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Upload to Facebook Salt and Pepper:
Open up a salt shaker and tuck a piece of paper towel over the top, then fill it with salt/pepper and screw the lid back on. The person using it is in for a surprise! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why in all marriages girl sits on the left side and the boy on the right side?
Husband: According to the profit and loss statement a/c all income is on the right side and expenses are on the left side! -
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?
Candidate: That's when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.
Candidate: Thanks! I really need this job! -
Upload to Facebook A cop pulled me over and said: `PAPERS.`
I yelled `scissors` and drove off! -
Upload to Facebook Maggi is the only female in the world who gets ready in 2 minutes! -
Upload to Facebook If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about...
- your diet
- your sleep
- your exercise routine
- your water consumption
- whether you have any structural issues &
- the stress in your life
Then you don't have a doctor, you have a drug dealer! -
Upload to Facebook What a strange attitude of humans:
Where a chance of winning a lottery is one in millions. He feels he has every chance of getting it.
Where a virus which can infect millions he feels very confident that he will not get infected! -
Upload to Facebook I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager! -
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational.
Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern? -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a ghost chicken?
A poultry-geist!
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