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Upload to Facebook What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day! -
Upload to Facebook I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
It's an extremely rare dish order! -
Upload to Facebook I wonder if I'll ever have to write Earth at the bottom of a postal address! -
Upload to Facebook Audiobooks are the opposite of silent movies! -
Upload to Facebook Cat and Mouse:
Cut a tiny piece of paper to fit undetected under your target's computer mouse. Write `Gotcha!` on it then stick it on the device with some tape. When they try to use it, it won't work. A peek at the bottom of their mouse will let them know they've been pranked! -
Upload to Facebook Cookie Monster:
Unscrew several creme sandwich cookies and replace the filling with toothpaste. Sandwich the cookies back together and serve with milk, or water to make it look like a totally normal snack. How disgusted they are probably depends on the flavor of the toothpaste you use for the prank! -
Upload to Facebook Delivery Day:
If you tend to get a lot of deliveries each week (Amazon, Flipkart, etc.), then this is a good April Fools' prank for your family. Save the boxes for a few weeks, then on April 1 set them all out by the front door to trick them nto thinking you went on a shopping spree! -
Upload to Facebook Rainbow Shower:
Unscrew your showerhead and pop in organic colour so your family member takes a shower that makes him colourful! -
Upload to Facebook Choco Poop:
Pretend that you're going to the bathroom and call your kid asking for toilet paper. When they come into the bathroom handing you the toilet paper, `accidentally` smear melted chocolate (which looks like poop) on their hands as they pass off the roll!
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