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![Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other off!]()
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![Yeh Jo 4-5 Log Meri Har Post Par React Karte Hain Na...
Mann Karta Ha, Poori Property Inke Naam Likh Dun!]()
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![All love stories end in tragedy. It's either a break-up or a marriage!]()
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![Friend: When my wife is quiet, I'm really scared.<br/>
Me: Your wife becomes quiet?]()
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Me: Your wife becomes quiet? -
![What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?<br/>
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day!]()
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If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day! -
![I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.<br/>
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!]()
Upload to Facebook I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day! -
![My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.<br/>
It's an extremely rare dish order!]()
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It's an extremely rare dish order! -
![I wonder if I'll ever have to write Earth at the bottom of a postal address!]()
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![Audiobooks are the opposite of silent movies!]()
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![Cat and Mouse:<br/>
Cut a tiny piece of paper to fit undetected under your target's computer mouse. Write `Gotcha!` on it then stick it on the device with some tape. When they try to use it, it won't work. A peek at the bottom of their mouse will let them know they've been pranked!]()
Upload to Facebook Cat and Mouse:
Cut a tiny piece of paper to fit undetected under your target's computer mouse. Write `Gotcha!` on it then stick it on the device with some tape. When they try to use it, it won't work. A peek at the bottom of their mouse will let them know they've been pranked!
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