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  • Millions of people are worried their phone numbers were leaked online. Thirty years ago, people jumped through hoops to make sure their phone numbers and addresses were published in phone books and distributed to everyone!Upload to Facebook
    Millions of people are worried their phone numbers were leaked online. Thirty years ago, people jumped through hoops to make sure their phone numbers and addresses were published in phone books and distributed to everyone!
  • WHO Announcement.<br/><br/>

Anyone married for 25 years or more does not need to take any vaccine.<br/>
Men in such categories have superior immunities to all viruses, infections or spousal criticisms.<br/>
The immune system of such males is so powerful and can resist anything.<br/>
This stunning declaration was released by the WHO Secretary General.<br/>
~ World Husband OrganizationUpload to Facebook
    WHO Announcement.

    Anyone married for 25 years or more does not need to take any vaccine.
    Men in such categories have superior immunities to all viruses, infections or spousal criticisms.
    The immune system of such males is so powerful and can resist anything.
    This stunning declaration was released by the WHO Secretary General.
    ~ World Husband Organization
  • Getting a Vaccine and thinking you are Covid free is just like getting married and assuming it's Happily Ever After!Upload to Facebook
    Getting a Vaccine and thinking you are Covid free is just like getting married and assuming it's Happily Ever After!
  • If you are single it's probably because you are so sexy that people don't ask you out in fear of rejection!Upload to Facebook
    If you are single it's probably because you are so sexy that people don't ask you out in fear of rejection!
  • People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zone, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable!Upload to Facebook
    People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zone, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable!
  • A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking towards his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.<br/>

`I'm an attorney,` the wincing man said, `and this is going to cost you $5000.`<br/>

`I'm sorry, I'm really sorry,` the concerned golfer replied. `But I did yell 'fore'.`<br/>

`I'll take it,` the attorney said!Upload to Facebook
    A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking towards his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
    "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."
    "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."
    "I'll take it," the attorney said!
  • Work from home scenario:<br/>
Customer: Can I speak to someone higher than you?<br/>
Employee: Mummyyyyyyy...Upload to Facebook
    Work from home scenario:
    Customer: Can I speak to someone higher than you?
    Employee: Mummyyyyyyy...
  • Not every friend request is a friend request, some are just surveillance cameras!Upload to Facebook
    Not every friend request is a friend request, some are just surveillance cameras!
  • I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!Upload to Facebook
    I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
  • What's the worst part about going out to eat duck?
The Bill!Upload to Facebook
    What's the worst part about going out to eat duck? The Bill!
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