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Upload to Facebook People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zone, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable! -
Upload to Facebook A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking towards his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."
"I'll take it," the attorney said! -
Upload to Facebook Work from home scenario:
Customer: Can I speak to someone higher than you?
Employee: Mummyyyyyyy... -
Upload to Facebook Not every friend request is a friend request, some are just surveillance cameras! -
Upload to Facebook I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already! -
Upload to Facebook What's the worst part about going out to eat duck? The Bill! -
Upload to Facebook Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off! -
Upload to Facebook Yeh Jo 4-5 Log Meri Har Post Par React Karte Hain Na... Mann Karta Ha, Poori Property Inke Naam Likh Dun! -
Upload to Facebook All love stories end in tragedy. It's either a break-up or a marriage! -
Upload to Facebook Friend: When my wife is quiet, I'm really scared.
Me: Your wife becomes quiet?
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