-
Upload to Facebook You don't understand how many things a muscle does until that muscle is sore! -
Upload to Facebook If no one comes from the future to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be? -
Upload to Facebook My wife does all her online shopping while she's in the toilet. I think she's suffering from buyarrhea! -
Upload to Facebook People who hardly post on social media think they have a Master's Degree in maturity! -
Upload to Facebook Colleague 1: Why is Santa absent today?
Colleague 2: He is in the hospital.
Colleague 1: But I saw him dancing with a beautiful girl at the bar last night.
Colleague 2: His wife saw that too! -
Upload to Facebook Guys who think that only God can judge you, shall I introduce you to my in-laws? -
Upload to Facebook Millions of people are worried their phone numbers were leaked online. Thirty years ago, people jumped through hoops to make sure their phone numbers and addresses were published in phone books and distributed to everyone! -
Upload to Facebook WHO Announcement.
Anyone married for 25 years or more does not need to take any vaccine.
Men in such categories have superior immunities to all viruses, infections or spousal criticisms.
The immune system of such males is so powerful and can resist anything.
This stunning declaration was released by the WHO Secretary General.
~ World Husband Organization -
Upload to Facebook Getting a Vaccine and thinking you are Covid free is just like getting married and assuming it's Happily Ever After! -
Upload to Facebook If you are single it's probably because you are so sexy that people don't ask you out in fear of rejection!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT