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Upload to Facebook Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town! -
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: What pisses you off?
Friend 2: Nouns.
Friend 1: Nouns?
Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things! -
Upload to Facebook Log Kehte Hain...
Tum Toh Bade Log Ho Yaad Bhi Nahi Karte. Hum Puchte Hain Ki Tumhari Kaun Si Khoon Se Likhi Chitthiyan Aati Hain! -
Upload to Facebook When a convenience store is located far away,
why doesn't it become an inconvenience store! -
Upload to Facebook A thing to remember: If you keep your circle small, the joint comes back to you faster! -
Upload to Facebook Nobody is as deluded and optimistic as a first-time parent claiming that their child will not get to see YouTube or television until they're older! -
Upload to Facebook Show up to the doctor 15 minutes late and your appointment is cancelled.
Show up on time and wait for an hour to be seen! -
Upload to Facebook Finally, I have understood the difference between Lock up and Lockdown.
Lock-up is staying in police custody and Lockdown is staying in wife's custody.
Lock-up might be bailable and Lockdown is certainly non-bailable! -
Upload to Facebook I swear we are fighting two pandemics:
Coronavirus and Stupidity! -
Upload to Facebook 2019 - Avoid negative people.
2020 - Avoid positive people.
2021 - Avoid people.
Because we don't know if someone is positive or negative!
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