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Upload to Facebook South Indians have a good sense of grammar.
Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou! -
Upload to Facebook Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021.
There is some interesting coincidence:
He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99 -
Upload to Facebook In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too! -
Upload to Facebook Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai.
Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya! -
Upload to Facebook It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop! -
Upload to Facebook There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts! -
Upload to Facebook Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work?
Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name! -
Upload to Facebook Rich people splurging:
"To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht."
Me splurging:
"To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!" -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
Reports say it was due to too many strokes! -
Upload to Facebook I asked my maid: "VACCINE ke baad Hi Kaam Par Aana."
Today she has sent me pictures of hairless legs and arms!
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