Funny SMS

  • Show up to the doctor 15 minutes late and your appointment is cancelled.<br />
Show up on time and wait for an hour to be seen!Upload to Facebook
    Show up to the doctor 15 minutes late and your appointment is cancelled.
    Show up on time and wait for an hour to be seen!
  • Finally, I have understood the difference between Lock up and Lockdown.<br />
Lock-up is staying in police custody and Lockdown is staying in wife's custody.<br />
Lock-up might be bailable and Lockdown is certainly non-bailable!Upload to Facebook
    Finally, I have understood the difference between Lock up and Lockdown.
    Lock-up is staying in police custody and Lockdown is staying in wife's custody.
    Lock-up might be bailable and Lockdown is certainly non-bailable!
  • I swear we are fighting two pandemics:<br />
Coronavirus and Stupidity!
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    I swear we are fighting two pandemics:
    Coronavirus and Stupidity!
  • 2019 - Avoid negative people.<br />
2020 - Avoid positive people.<br />
2021 - Avoid people.<br /> Because we don't know if someone is positive or negative!
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    2019 - Avoid negative people.
    2020 - Avoid positive people.
    2021 - Avoid people.
    Because we don't know if someone is positive or negative!
  • You don't understand how many things a muscle does until that muscle is sore!
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    You don't understand how many things a muscle does until that muscle is sore!
  • If no one comes from the future to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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    If no one comes from the future to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
  • My wife does all her online shopping while she's in the toilet. I think she's suffering from buyarrhea!Upload to Facebook
    My wife does all her online shopping while she's in the toilet. I think she's suffering from buyarrhea!
  • People who hardly post on social media think they have a Master's Degree in maturity!Upload to Facebook
    People who hardly post on social media think they have a Master's Degree in maturity!
  • Colleague 1: Why is Santa absent today?<br/>
Colleague 2: He is in the hospital.<br/>
Colleague 1: But I saw him dancing with a beautiful girl at the bar last night.<br/>
Colleague 2: His wife saw that too!Upload to Facebook
    Colleague 1: Why is Santa absent today?
    Colleague 2: He is in the hospital.
    Colleague 1: But I saw him dancing with a beautiful girl at the bar last night.
    Colleague 2: His wife saw that too!
  • Guys who think that only God can judge you, shall I introduce you to my in-laws?Upload to Facebook
    Guys who think that only God can judge you, shall I introduce you to my in-laws?
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