| It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop! |
| There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts! |
| Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work? Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that. Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian? Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name! |
| Rich people splurging: "To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht." Me splurging: "To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!" |
| Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised? Reports say it was due to too many strokes! |
| I asked my maid: "VACCINE ke baad Hi Kaam Par Aana." Today she has sent me pictures of hairless legs and arms! |
| Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town! |
| Friend 1: What pisses you off? Friend 2: Nouns. Friend 1: Nouns? Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things! |
| Log Kehte Hain... Tum Toh Bade Log Ho Yaad Bhi Nahi Karte. Hum Puchte Hain Ki Tumhari Kaun Si Khoon Se Likhi Chitthiyan Aati Hain! |
| When a convenience store is located far away, why doesn't it become an inconvenience store! |
