Show up to the doctor 15 minutes late and your appointment is cancelled. Show up on time and wait for an hour to be seen! |
Finally, I have understood the difference between Lock up and Lockdown. Lock-up is staying in police custody and Lockdown is staying in wife's custody. Lock-up might be bailable and Lockdown is certainly non-bailable! |
I swear we are fighting two pandemics: Coronavirus and Stupidity! |
2019 - Avoid negative people. 2020 - Avoid positive people. 2021 - Avoid people. Because we don't know if someone is positive or negative! |
You don't understand how many things a muscle does until that muscle is sore! |
If no one comes from the future to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be? |
My wife does all her online shopping while she's in the toilet. I think she's suffering from buyarrhea! |
People who hardly post on social media think they have a Master's Degree in maturity! |
Colleague 1: Why is Santa absent today? Colleague 2: He is in the hospital. Colleague 1: But I saw him dancing with a beautiful girl at the bar last night. Colleague 2: His wife saw that too! |
Guys who think that only God can judge you, shall I introduce you to my in-laws? |