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![Me: Would you like to join us for some beers after work?<br/>
Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.<br/>
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?<br/>
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name!]()
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Co-worker: No, my faith doesn't allow that.
Me: Oh sorry, are you a Christian?
Coworker: Yes, but Faith is my wife's name! -
![Rich people splurging:<br/>
`To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht.`<br/><br/>
Me splurging:<br/>
`To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!`]()
Upload to Facebook Rich people splurging:
"To hell with it, I'm buying that yacht."
Me splurging:
"To hell with it, I'm ordering another samosa!" -
![Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?<br/>
Reports say it was due to too many strokes!]()
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Reports say it was due to too many strokes! -
![I asked my maid: `VACCINE ke baad Hi Kaam Par Aana.`<br/>
Today she has sent me pictures of hairless legs and arms!]()
Upload to Facebook I asked my maid: "VACCINE ke baad Hi Kaam Par Aana."
Today she has sent me pictures of hairless legs and arms! -
![Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town!]()
Upload to Facebook Before radios, TVs and smartphones people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. They just thought it was that one guy in town! -
![Friend 1: What pisses you off?<br />
Friend 2: Nouns.<br />
Friend 1: Nouns?<br />
Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: What pisses you off?
Friend 2: Nouns.
Friend 1: Nouns?
Friend 2: Yeah. People, places and things! -
![Log Kehte Hain...<br />Tum Toh Bade Log Ho Yaad Bhi Nahi Karte.
Hum Puchte Hain Ki Tumhari Kaun Si Khoon Se Likhi Chitthiyan Aati Hain!]()
Upload to Facebook Log Kehte Hain...
Tum Toh Bade Log Ho Yaad Bhi Nahi Karte. Hum Puchte Hain Ki Tumhari Kaun Si Khoon Se Likhi Chitthiyan Aati Hain! -
![When a convenience store is located far away,<br />
why doesn't it become an inconvenience store!]()
Upload to Facebook When a convenience store is located far away,
why doesn't it become an inconvenience store! -
![A thing to remember:
If you keep your circle small, the joint comes back to you faster!]()
Upload to Facebook A thing to remember: If you keep your circle small, the joint comes back to you faster! -
![Nobody is as deluded and optimistic as a first-time parent claiming that their child will not get to see YouTube or television until they're older!]()
Upload to Facebook Nobody is as deluded and optimistic as a first-time parent claiming that their child will not get to see YouTube or television until they're older!
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