Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal! |
The ocean is technically a soup bowl. It has meat and veggies in a salty broth! |
The problem with Indians is that if they say nobody should go outside, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out! |
Did you realize that a speed limit is a maximum limit allowed, but everyone treats it as a minimum limit! |
South Indians have a good sense of grammar. Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou! |
Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021. There is some interesting coincidence: He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99 |
In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too! |
Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai. Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya! |
It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop! |
There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts! |