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  • Why did the tree go to the dentist?<br/>
To get a root canal!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the tree go to the dentist?
    To get a root canal!
  • The ocean is technically a soup bowl. It has meat and veggies in a salty broth!Upload to Facebook
    The ocean is technically a soup bowl. It has meat and veggies in a salty broth!
  • The problem with Indians is that if they say nobody should go outside, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out!Upload to Facebook
    The problem with Indians is that if they say nobody should go outside, everybody will go out to see if nobody has gone out!
  • Did you realize that a speed limit is a maximum limit allowed, but everyone treats it as a minimum limit!Upload to Facebook
    Did you realize that a speed limit is a maximum limit allowed, but everyone treats it as a minimum limit!
  • South Indians have a good sense of grammar.<br />
Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou!Upload to Facebook
    South Indians have a good sense of grammar.
    Even with writhing pain, they recollect the vowels and say aeiou!
  • Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021.<br />
There is some interesting coincidence:<br />
He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99
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    Prince Philips died on April 09, 2021.
    There is some interesting coincidence:
    He died at 9 am, on the 9th April, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99
  • In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!Upload to Facebook
    In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!
  • Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai.<br/>
Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya!Upload to Facebook
    Hamare Exams Ki Tension Hum Se Zyada Corona Ko Hai.
    Ekdum Sahi Time Par Wapis Aa Gaya!
  • It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!Upload to Facebook
    It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!
  • There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts!Upload to Facebook
    There should be separate fonts for sarcasm, anger, and humor, so people don't misinterpret texts!
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