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  • Schools are no longer about learning, but about passing.<br/>
Because we have made job requirements based on academic achievements but not actual skills!Upload to Facebook
    Schools are no longer about learning, but about passing.
    Because we have made job requirements based on academic achievements but not actual skills!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Never date a girl who can't respect your wife!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Never date a girl who can't respect your wife!
  • Around 11,000 Covid cases in one day in Delhi.<br/>
I appeal to everyone to take measures and let's not repeat the mistakes.<br/>
Learn from the past and accumulate enough liquor so that Kisi Ke Saamne Haath Na Failane Padein Lockdown Mein!Upload to Facebook
    Around 11,000 Covid cases in one day in Delhi.
    I appeal to everyone to take measures and let's not repeat the mistakes.
    Learn from the past and accumulate enough liquor so that Kisi Ke Saamne Haath Na Failane Padein Lockdown Mein!
  • Why should we wear mask?<br/><br/>

Yama Dharmaraj to Chitragupta: You went to the Earth, what happened?  <br/>
Chitragupta: Maharaj, people are wearing masks. I couldn't recognize many of them. So, I brought only those who weren't wearing masks!Upload to Facebook
    Why should we wear mask?

    Yama Dharmaraj to Chitragupta: You went to the Earth, what happened?
    Chitragupta: Maharaj, people are wearing masks. I couldn't recognize many of them. So, I brought only those who weren't wearing masks!
  • It took 6 weeks for 17 Lakh Mumbaikars to take Covid Vaccine.<br/>
It took 1 day for 35 Lakh people to take a dip at Maha Kumbh.<br/>
So it is proved that people are more interested in the next life than this life!Upload to Facebook
    It took 6 weeks for 17 Lakh Mumbaikars to take Covid Vaccine.
    It took 1 day for 35 Lakh people to take a dip at Maha Kumbh.
    So it is proved that people are more interested in the next life than this life!
  • Until now the best medicine against COVID-19 is made by Civil Engineers -<br/>
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Home!Upload to Facebook
    Until now the best medicine against COVID-19 is made by Civil Engineers -
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    Home!
  • I fail to understand Pubs' business model.<br/>
Throwing out customers for buying too much of their product!Upload to Facebook
    I fail to understand Pubs' business model.
    Throwing out customers for buying too much of their product!
  • Ironical:<br/>
The loudest word ever shouted was 'QUIET'!Upload to Facebook
    Ironical:
    The loudest word ever shouted was 'QUIET'!
  • Superman: Single<br/>
Batman: Single<br/>
Spiderman: Single<br/>
I get it now... I am single because I am a superhero!Upload to Facebook
    Superman: Single
    Batman: Single
    Spiderman: Single
    I get it now... I am single because I am a superhero!
  • One frustrated Physician wrote -<br/>
Except for fracture and pregnancy, all symptoms are possible in COVID-19!Upload to Facebook
    One frustrated Physician wrote -
    Except for fracture and pregnancy, all symptoms are possible in COVID-19!
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