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![I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers.<br/>
Now he won't talk to me!]()
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A guy answered, `How did you get this number?!`]()
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![What's the difference between a cat and a comma?<br/>
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause!]()
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![Dear Boys,<br/>
Crush Ke Saath Late Night Conversations Ko Pyaar Mat Samjho,<br/>
Ho Sakta Hai Uska Boyfriend Jaldi So Geya Ho!]()
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Crush Ke Saath Late Night Conversations Ko Pyaar Mat Samjho,
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But also to check with their mother first... if it's OK with her!]()
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![The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn't drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question!]()
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