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![Congress wants to ban jokes.<br/>
BJP wants to ban meat.<br/>
Anna Hazare wants to ban alcohol.<br/>
Baba Ramdev preaches against using abusive language.<br/>
Isn't it discrimination against Punjabis in general!]()
Upload to Facebook Congress wants to ban jokes.
BJP wants to ban meat.
Anna Hazare wants to ban alcohol.
Baba Ramdev preaches against using abusive language.
Isn't it discrimination against Punjabis in general! -
![At this point, I would feel safer if the Coronavirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the government!]()
Upload to Facebook At this point, I would feel safer if the Coronavirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the government! -
![I could have retired by now. But I committed a grave financial mistake in 2015, the price of which I'm still repaying.<br/>
I had coffee from Starbucks!]()
Upload to Facebook I could have retired by now. But I committed a grave financial mistake in 2015, the price of which I'm still repaying.
I had coffee from Starbucks! -
![Once we run out of doctors and nurses they might ask vets to help out.<br/>
Have you seen how they take temperatures?
So stay home!]()
Upload to Facebook Once we run out of doctors and nurses they might ask vets to help out.
Have you seen how they take temperatures? So stay home! -
![Dear God,<br/>
Give me the strength to walk away from stupid people without slapping them!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear God,
Give me the strength to walk away from stupid people without slapping them! -
![A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him:<br/>
`Sir, would you like to have Tea together`?<br/>
He replied `Yes` and turned to his wife and said: `Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!`]()
Upload to Facebook A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him:
"Sir, would you like to have Tea together"?
He replied "Yes" and turned to his wife and said: "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!" -
![One year of pranayam, steam, hot water, etc has made the nasal passages so clean that the virus now goes straight to the lungs.<br/>
Earlier it used to get stuck in the nose!]()
Upload to Facebook One year of pranayam, steam, hot water, etc has made the nasal passages so clean that the virus now goes straight to the lungs.
Earlier it used to get stuck in the nose! -
![One of the greatest luxuries in life is the ability to sleep without setting an alarm!]()
Upload to Facebook One of the greatest luxuries in life is the ability to sleep without setting an alarm! -
![The gardening season is off to a great start. I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably!]()
Upload to Facebook The gardening season is off to a great start. I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably! -
![Having practiced lethargy for 52 weeks I'm ready to audition for...<br/>
`INDIAN IDLE`!]()
Upload to Facebook Having practiced lethargy for 52 weeks I'm ready to audition for...
"INDIAN IDLE"!
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