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Upload to Facebook Dear God,
Give me the strength to walk away from stupid people without slapping them! -
Upload to Facebook A Punjabi was flying Business Class with his wife. Air Hostess asked him:
"Sir, would you like to have Tea together"?
He replied "Yes" and turned to his wife and said: "Uth Ja... Ainu Baithen De!" -
Upload to Facebook One year of pranayam, steam, hot water, etc has made the nasal passages so clean that the virus now goes straight to the lungs.
Earlier it used to get stuck in the nose! -
Upload to Facebook One of the greatest luxuries in life is the ability to sleep without setting an alarm! -
Upload to Facebook The gardening season is off to a great start. I planted myself in front of the TV five weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably! -
Upload to Facebook Having practiced lethargy for 52 weeks I'm ready to audition for...
"INDIAN IDLE"! -
Upload to Facebook I have just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax! -
Upload to Facebook So sad that some friends call you only when they need something from you, like the money you owe them! -
Upload to Facebook I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers.
Now he won't talk to me! -
Upload to Facebook I just called the paranoia hotline.
A guy answered, "How did you get this number?!"
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