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Upload to Facebook Finally being able to breathe through your nostril after a heavy cold is one of life's greatest, yet simplest pleasures! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
A Barbercue! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
A cereal killer! -
Upload to Facebook A lot of people want kids, but don't want to be parents! -
Upload to Facebook If money doesn't buy happiness, you're probably not spending it right! -
Upload to Facebook As I was singing my third song at the wedding party, a beautiful girl approached me and asked "Do you accept requests?".
"Of course, I do", I blushed and responded.
"Can you please stop singing?", she said! -
Upload to Facebook Congress wants to ban jokes.
BJP wants to ban meat.
Anna Hazare wants to ban alcohol.
Baba Ramdev preaches against using abusive language.
Isn't it discrimination against Punjabis in general! -
Upload to Facebook At this point, I would feel safer if the Coronavirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the government! -
Upload to Facebook I could have retired by now. But I committed a grave financial mistake in 2015, the price of which I'm still repaying.
I had coffee from Starbucks! -
Upload to Facebook Once we run out of doctors and nurses they might ask vets to help out.
Have you seen how they take temperatures? So stay home!
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