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Upload to Facebook I went to a grocery store & bought 1 bread, 2 eggs and 1 banana. The beautiful lady at the cash counter looked at me & asked `You're single, right?`. I blushed & said, `How did you know? Is it because I'm buying stuff for only one person?`
She said, `No, it's because you look really ugly`! -
Upload to Facebook As you grow up, your fear of ghosts at night is slowly replaced by robbers and burglaries! -
Upload to Facebook Indian Parents Kabhi Direct Mana Nahi Karte.
Bas Itna Keh Dete Hain Ki Hum Kaun Hote Hain Tumhein Mana Karne Wale! -
Upload to Facebook Our young neighbor was washing his car showing off his six-pack abs. I immediately closed the windows so that my wife doesn't get any inappropriate thoughts in her mind like asking me to wash our car too! -
Upload to Facebook At the bar:
Man: May I sit here?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: That's OK. I have arthritis, I just want to sit down! -
Upload to Facebook English: Platonic relationships are a waste of time.
Hindi: Bhanwre Ne Khilaya Phool, Phool Ko Le Geya Raj Kunwar! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Always buy more alcohol than you think is necessary. It's better to be safe than sober! -
Upload to Facebook I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learnt next to nothing! -
Upload to Facebook Inside every adult is a teenager wondering what happened! -
Upload to Facebook When I was young, I wanted to be a singer badly. After years of hard work and practice, I now sing really badly.
Fight for your dreams!
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