Funny SMS

  • 8 hours of drinking is binge drinking;<br/>
8 hours of TV is binge-watching;<br/>
But 8 hours of sleep is barely enough!Upload to Facebook
    8 hours of drinking is binge drinking;
    8 hours of TV is binge-watching;
    But 8 hours of sleep is barely enough!
  • Your brain can move an entire human body with just a thought!Upload to Facebook
    Your brain can move an entire human body with just a thought!
  • Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?<br/>
Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger!Upload to Facebook
    Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
    Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger!
  • A wise man once told his wife...<br/>
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nothing, because he was a wise man!Upload to Facebook
    A wise man once told his wife...
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    nothing, because he was a wise man!
  • Covid has become like iPhone 12.<br/>
Everyone I know is getting it!Upload to Facebook
    Covid has become like iPhone 12.
    Everyone I know is getting it!
  • Me: Alexa what's the weather outside?<br/>
Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Alexa what's the weather outside?
    Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere!
  • Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make!
  • People think being alone makes you lonely.<br/>
But being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world!Upload to Facebook
    People think being alone makes you lonely.
    But being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world!
  • Stay home, opportunities might knock at your door!Upload to Facebook
    Stay home, opportunities might knock at your door!
  • If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize!Upload to Facebook
    If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize!
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