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Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Boys,
Crush Ke Saath Late Night Conversations Ko Pyaar Mat Samjho,
Ho Sakta Hai Uska Boyfriend Jaldi So Geya Ho! -
Upload to Facebook I always tell my kids, no matter what, always do whatever their heart tells them to do.
But also to check with their mother first... if it's OK with her! -
Upload to Facebook The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn't drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question! -
Upload to Facebook I wonder if spiders compare web sizes. `Wow man, you live in a mansion` Thanks dude, I built it myself! -
Upload to Facebook Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore! -
Upload to Facebook Schools are no longer about learning, but about passing.
Because we have made job requirements based on academic achievements but not actual skills! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Never date a girl who can't respect your wife! -
Upload to Facebook Around 11,000 Covid cases in one day in Delhi.
I appeal to everyone to take measures and let's not repeat the mistakes.
Learn from the past and accumulate enough liquor so that Kisi Ke Saamne Haath Na Failane Padein Lockdown Mein! -
Upload to Facebook Why should we wear mask?
Yama Dharmaraj to Chitragupta: You went to the Earth, what happened?
Chitragupta: Maharaj, people are wearing masks. I couldn't recognize many of them. So, I brought only those who weren't wearing masks!
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