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Always buy more alcohol than you think is necessary. It's better to be safe than sober!]()
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I learnt next to nothing!]()
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![When I was young, I wanted to be a singer badly. After years of hard work and practice, I now sing really badly.<br/>
Fight for your dreams!]()
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![What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?<br/>
A Barbercue!]()
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![What do you call a person that chops up cereal?<br/>
A cereal killer!]()
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![As I was singing my third song at the wedding party, a beautiful girl approached me and asked `Do you accept requests?`.<br/>
`Of course, I do`, I blushed and responded.<br/>
`Can you please stop singing?`, she said!]()
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"Of course, I do", I blushed and responded.
"Can you please stop singing?", she said!
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