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![Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make!]()
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![People think being alone makes you lonely.<br/>
But being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world!]()
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But being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world! -
![Stay home, opportunities might knock at your door!]()
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![If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize!]()
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![I went to a grocery store & bought 1 bread, 2 eggs and 1 banana. The beautiful lady at the cash counter looked at me & asked `You're single, right?`. I blushed & said, `How did you know? Is it because I'm buying stuff for only one person?`<br/>
She said, `No, it's because you look really ugly`!]()
Upload to Facebook I went to a grocery store & bought 1 bread, 2 eggs and 1 banana. The beautiful lady at the cash counter looked at me & asked `You're single, right?`. I blushed & said, `How did you know? Is it because I'm buying stuff for only one person?`
She said, `No, it's because you look really ugly`! -
![As you grow up, your fear of ghosts at night is slowly replaced by robbers and burglaries!]()
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![Indian Parents Kabhi Direct Mana Nahi Karte.<br/>
Bas Itna Keh Dete Hain Ki Hum Kaun Hote Hain Tumhein Mana Karne Wale!]()
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Bas Itna Keh Dete Hain Ki Hum Kaun Hote Hain Tumhein Mana Karne Wale! -
![Our young neighbor was washing his car showing off his six-pack abs. I immediately closed the windows so that my wife doesn't get any inappropriate thoughts in her mind like asking me to wash our car too!]()
Upload to Facebook Our young neighbor was washing his car showing off his six-pack abs. I immediately closed the windows so that my wife doesn't get any inappropriate thoughts in her mind like asking me to wash our car too! -
![At the bar:<br/>
Man: May I sit here?<br/>
Woman: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Man: That's OK. I have arthritis, I just want to sit down!]()
Upload to Facebook At the bar:
Man: May I sit here?
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: That's OK. I have arthritis, I just want to sit down! -
![English: Platonic relationships are a waste of time.<br/>
Hindi: Bhanwre Ne Khilaya Phool, Phool Ko Le Geya Raj Kunwar!]()
Upload to Facebook English: Platonic relationships are a waste of time.
Hindi: Bhanwre Ne Khilaya Phool, Phool Ko Le Geya Raj Kunwar!
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