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  • What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride?</br>
`Damn that was a hard drive!`Upload to Facebook
    What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride?
    "Damn that was a hard drive!"
  • As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close!Upload to Facebook
    As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close!
  • The government says we should have a cashless economy soon. No worries, married life has already prepared me for that!Upload to Facebook
    The government says we should have a cashless economy soon. No worries, married life has already prepared me for that!
  • Kal Biwi Khaane Mein Namak Daalna Bhool Gayi Aur Main Sara Din Isi Tension Mein Ghoom Raha Tha Ki Taste Aana Band Ho Geya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Kal Biwi Khaane Mein Namak Daalna Bhool Gayi Aur Main Sara Din Isi Tension Mein Ghoom Raha Tha Ki Taste Aana Band Ho Geya Hai!
  • 8 hours of drinking is binge drinking;<br/>
8 hours of TV is binge-watching;<br/>
But 8 hours of sleep is barely enough!Upload to Facebook
    8 hours of drinking is binge drinking;
    8 hours of TV is binge-watching;
    But 8 hours of sleep is barely enough!
  • Your brain can move an entire human body with just a thought!Upload to Facebook
    Your brain can move an entire human body with just a thought!
  • Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?<br/>
Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger!Upload to Facebook
    Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
    Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger!
  • A wise man once told his wife...<br/>
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nothing, because he was a wise man!Upload to Facebook
    A wise man once told his wife...
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    nothing, because he was a wise man!
  • Covid has become like iPhone 12.<br/>
Everyone I know is getting it!Upload to Facebook
    Covid has become like iPhone 12.
    Everyone I know is getting it!
  • Me: Alexa what's the weather outside?<br/>
Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Alexa what's the weather outside?
    Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere!
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