What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride? "Damn that was a hard drive!" |
As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close! |
The government says we should have a cashless economy soon. No worries, married life has already prepared me for that! |
Kal Biwi Khaane Mein Namak Daalna Bhool Gayi Aur Main Sara Din Isi Tension Mein Ghoom Raha Tha Ki Taste Aana Band Ho Geya Hai! |
8 hours of drinking is binge drinking; 8 hours of TV is binge-watching; But 8 hours of sleep is barely enough! |
Your brain can move an entire human body with just a thought! |
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger! |
A wise man once told his wife... . . . . . . nothing, because he was a wise man! |
Covid has become like iPhone 12. Everyone I know is getting it! |
Me: Alexa what's the weather outside? Alexa: Doesn't matter, you are not going anywhere! |