| Punjab imposes strict Covid-19 curbs. Only two people in one car. Since I am single, who'll provide the second person, the state govt. or the central govt.? |
| Dozing off while watching something is no different from bedtime stories! |
| Do you know how your body temperature increases to destroy viruses? Maybe the earth is trying to do the same thing! |
| Son: What's GPS? Father: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving. Son: So it's Mom? |
| My Mom was a radiologist. She met my Dad when he came in for an X-Ray. I wonder what she saw in him! |
| I'm trying to organize a hide-and-seek tournament. But good players are really hard to find! |
| I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night! |
| At a party last night, all men were asked to form 2 lanes, 1 for those who are controlled by their wives & 1 for those who control their wives. Only 1 man stood in the 2nd lane. So I asked him how he manages to control his wife? He said, "What control? My wife told me to stand here!" |
| Me: My mother still loves to talk about the time when I peed in my pants. Coworker: Oh so cute, how old were you? Me: 35 |
| Ab Toh Ghar Bhi Train Jaisa Lagne Laga Hai... Bas Toilet Karke Aao Aur Apni Seat Pe Baith Jao! |
