| I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?` |
| Someone tried to sell me a coffin today. I said that's the last thing I need! |
| My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backward. I asked, "Y not?" |
| The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal. People were lined up for blocks! |
| There's a generation of children who will discover all the terrible things their parents wrote online! |
| Asli Sukh: Gaadi X Bangla X Naukar X Bukhar Nahi √ Khansi Nahi √ Oxygen Level 95 √ Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √ |
| If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult! |
| It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor! |
| If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her. If the government can't control her, what chance do you have? |
| Kids probably don't realize it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives! |
