Cookie Monster: Unscrew several creme sandwich cookies and replace the filling with toothpaste. Sandwich the cookies back together and serve with milk, or water to make it look like a totally normal snack. How disgusted they are probably depends on the flavor of the toothpaste you use for the prank! |
Delivery Day: If you tend to get a lot of deliveries each week (Amazon, Flipkart, etc.), then this is a good April Fools' prank for your family. Save the boxes for a few weeks, then on April 1 set them all out by the front door to trick them nto thinking you went on a shopping spree! |
Rainbow Shower: Unscrew your showerhead and pop in organic colour so your family member takes a shower that makes him colourful! |
Choco Poop: Pretend that you're going to the bathroom and call your kid asking for toilet paper. When they come into the bathroom handing you the toilet paper, `accidentally` smear melted chocolate (which looks like poop) on their hands as they pass off the roll! |
Salt and Pepper: Open up a salt shaker and tuck a piece of paper towel over the top, then fill it with salt/pepper and screw the lid back on. The person using it is in for a surprise! |
Wife: Why in all marriages girl sits on the left side and the boy on the right side? Husband: According to the profit and loss statement a/c all income is on the right side and expenses are on the left side! |
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume? Candidate: That's when I went to Yale. Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired. Candidate: Thanks! I really need this job! |
A cop pulled me over and said: `PAPERS.` I yelled `scissors` and drove off! |
Maggi is the only female in the world who gets ready in 2 minutes! |
If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about... - your diet - your sleep - your exercise routine - your water consumption - whether you have any structural issues & - the stress in your life Then you don't have a doctor, you have a drug dealer! |