Funny SMS

  • Cookie Monster:<br/>

Unscrew several creme sandwich cookies and replace the filling with toothpaste. Sandwich the cookies back together and serve with milk, or water to make it look like a totally normal snack. How disgusted they are probably depends on the flavor of the toothpaste you use for the prank!Upload to Facebook
    Cookie Monster:
    Unscrew several creme sandwich cookies and replace the filling with toothpaste. Sandwich the cookies back together and serve with milk, or water to make it look like a totally normal snack. How disgusted they are probably depends on the flavor of the toothpaste you use for the prank!
  • Delivery Day:<br/>

If you tend to get a lot of deliveries each week (Amazon, Flipkart, etc.), then this is a good April Fools' prank for your family. Save the boxes for a few weeks, then on April 1 set them all out by the front door to trick them nto thinking you went on a shopping spree!Upload to Facebook
    Delivery Day:
    If you tend to get a lot of deliveries each week (Amazon, Flipkart, etc.), then this is a good April Fools' prank for your family. Save the boxes for a few weeks, then on April 1 set them all out by the front door to trick them nto thinking you went on a shopping spree!
  • Rainbow Shower:<br/>

Unscrew your showerhead and pop in organic colour so your family member takes a shower that makes him colourful!Upload to Facebook
    Rainbow Shower:
    Unscrew your showerhead and pop in organic colour so your family member takes a shower that makes him colourful!
  • Choco Poop:<br/>

Pretend that you're going to the bathroom and call your kid asking for toilet paper. When they come into the bathroom handing you the toilet paper, `accidentally` smear melted chocolate (which looks like poop) on their hands as they pass off the roll!Upload to Facebook
    Choco Poop:
    Pretend that you're going to the bathroom and call your kid asking for toilet paper. When they come into the bathroom handing you the toilet paper, `accidentally` smear melted chocolate (which looks like poop) on their hands as they pass off the roll!
  • Salt and Pepper:<br/>

Open up a salt shaker and tuck a piece of paper towel over the top, then fill it with salt/pepper and screw the lid back on. The person using it is in for a surprise!Upload to Facebook
    Salt and Pepper:
    Open up a salt shaker and tuck a piece of paper towel over the top, then fill it with salt/pepper and screw the lid back on. The person using it is in for a surprise!
  • Wife: Why in all marriages girl sits on the left side and the boy on the right side?<br/>
Husband: According to the profit and loss statement a/c all income is on the right side and expenses are on the left side!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Why in all marriages girl sits on the left side and the boy on the right side?
    Husband: According to the profit and loss statement a/c all income is on the right side and expenses are on the left side!
  • Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?<br/>
Candidate: That's when I went to Yale.<br/>
Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.<br/>
Candidate: Thanks! I really need this job!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?
    Candidate: That's when I went to Yale.
    Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.
    Candidate: Thanks! I really need this job!
  • A cop pulled me over and said: `PAPERS.`<br/>
I yelled `scissors` and drove off!Upload to Facebook
    A cop pulled me over and said: `PAPERS.`
    I yelled `scissors` and drove off!
  • Maggi is the only female in the world who gets ready in 2 minutes!Upload to Facebook
    Maggi is the only female in the world who gets ready in 2 minutes!
  • If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about...<br/>
- your diet<br/>
- your sleep<br/>
- your exercise routine<br/>
- your water consumption<br/>
- whether you have any structural issues &<br/>
- the stress in your life<br/>
Then you don't have a doctor, you have a drug dealer!Upload to Facebook
    If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about...
    - your diet
    - your sleep
    - your exercise routine
    - your water consumption
    - whether you have any structural issues &
    - the stress in your life
    Then you don't have a doctor, you have a drug dealer!
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