Funny SMS

  • What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?</br>
The director's cut!Upload to Facebook
    What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?
    The director's cut!
  • I always take my problems to Tommy.</br>
Hilfiger something out!Upload to Facebook
    I always take my problems to Tommy.
    Hilfiger something out!
  • My son asked me, `What does deja vu mean?`</br>
I said, `I have a feeling you asked me this before!`Upload to Facebook
    My son asked me, "What does deja vu mean?"
    I said, "I have a feeling you asked me this before!"
  • One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people.</br>
If they laugh, you are still young. If they panic and start running towards you, you are old!Upload to Facebook
    One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people.
    If they laugh, you are still young. If they panic and start running towards you, you are old!
  • Life of a husband:</br></br>

Get married</br>
Apologize for everything.</br>
Die!Upload to Facebook
    Life of a husband:

    Get married
    Apologize for everything.
    Die!
  • I told my wife to treat me exactly how she wants me to treat her.
So she stopped talking to me!Upload to Facebook
    I told my wife to treat me exactly how she wants me to treat her. So she stopped talking to me!
  • Men, if you find a woman who scares you a bit, you've found the right one. We men can't be left uncontrolled!Upload to Facebook
    Men, if you find a woman who scares you a bit, you've found the right one. We men can't be left uncontrolled!
  • Based on the three months free trial offer, I've cancelled my subscription to 2021!Upload to Facebook
    Based on the three months free trial offer, I've cancelled my subscription to 2021!
  • Every family has one weird relative.</br>
If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!Upload to Facebook
    Every family has one weird relative.
    If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!
  • Sharabi chahe kitna bhi anpadh kyon na ho,</br>
quarter ke teen peg aise banata hai jaise kisi paryogshala ka bahut bada scientist ho!Upload to Facebook
    Sharabi chahe kitna bhi anpadh kyon na ho,
    quarter ke teen peg aise banata hai jaise kisi paryogshala ka bahut bada scientist ho!
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