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  • Happy women's day alexa and siri...</br> .</br> .</br> .</br> .</br> The only women who listen to men!Upload to Facebook
    Happy women's day alexa and siri...
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    The only women who listen to men!
    Funny   
  • Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Issai...</br></br> Sabko seedha kare, lugai!</br> #happywomensdayUpload to Facebook
    Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Issai...

    Sabko seedha kare, lugai!
    #happywomensday
    Funny / Women   
  • Today I referred one of my elderly patients to a psychiatrist...</br> I said: Baba dimag vale doctors ko dikha lo ek bar!</br> He said: Hume to lga tha ki apke pas bhi hoga!Upload to Facebook
    Today I referred one of my elderly patients to a psychiatrist...
    I said: Baba dimag vale doctors ko dikha lo ek bar!
    He said: Hume to lga tha ki apke pas bhi hoga!
    Funny / Hinglish   
  • My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.</br> That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.
    That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!
    Funny / Marriage   
  • I prayed to God to remove the fakes.</br> Now my sneakers are missing!Upload to Facebook
    I prayed to God to remove the fakes.
    Now my sneakers are missing!
    Funny   
  • Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.</br> It's half-empty!Upload to Facebook
    Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
    It's half-empty!
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  • Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late!Upload to Facebook
    Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late!
    Interesting / Motivational   
  • The worst things that you can do to your wife:</br></br> 5. Cheating on her</br> 4. Lying to her</br> 3. Disrespecting her</br> 2. Abusing her</br> 1. Not noticing her new haircutUpload to Facebook
    The worst things that you can do to your wife:

    5. Cheating on her
    4. Lying to her
    3. Disrespecting her
    2. Abusing her
    1. Not noticing her new haircut
    Funny / Marriage   
  • Got Vaccinated!</br> No Major Side-effects...</br> .</br> .</br> .</br> .</br> .</br> Only When He Said `No Alcohol for 45 Days` - Tab Thoda Chakkar Aaya Tha!Upload to Facebook
    Got Vaccinated!
    No Major Side-effects...
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    Only When He Said "No Alcohol for 45 Days" - Tab Thoda Chakkar Aaya Tha!
    Funny / Hinglish   
  • Please do not post messages like:</br> Daughter of Rickshaw Wala won the silver medal,</br> Son of Rickshaw Wala becomes an IAS officer,</br> Daughter of Rickshaw Wala scored 99.5% in exams.</br> After reading these messages my children are compelling me to drive a Rickshaw!Upload to Facebook
    Please do not post messages like:
    Daughter of Rickshaw Wala won the silver medal,
    Son of Rickshaw Wala becomes an IAS officer,
    Daughter of Rickshaw Wala scored 99.5% in exams.
    After reading these messages my children are compelling me to drive a Rickshaw!
    Funny   
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