Funny SMS

  • When a girl is looking at me, the difficulty level of everything I do increases automatically!Upload to Facebook
    When a girl is looking at me, the difficulty level of everything I do increases automatically!
  • For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...<br/>
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Whiskey Goli Lo!Upload to Facebook
    For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...
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    Whiskey Goli Lo!
  • Heard in Starbucks Delhi:<br/>
Punjabi: Can I get an Iced Caffe Mocha, please?<br/>
Attendant: Sir, the 'ch' is pronounced as 'k'.<br/>
Punjabi: Akka Benkod, Wahi De De!Upload to Facebook
    Heard in Starbucks Delhi:
    Punjabi: Can I get an Iced Caffe Mocha, please?
    Attendant: Sir, the 'ch' is pronounced as 'k'.
    Punjabi: Akka Benkod, Wahi De De!
  • Don't forget that this month we are celebrating those three days when men are always right.</br>
February 29, 30 and 31Upload to Facebook
    Don't forget that this month we are celebrating those three days when men are always right.
    February 29, 30 and 31
  • Tesla has competition:</br>
In view of hike in Petrol and Diesel prices, Alok Nath has invented a car that runs on Aashirwad and has called it SANSCAR!Upload to Facebook
    Tesla has competition:
    In view of hike in Petrol and Diesel prices, Alok Nath has invented a car that runs on Aashirwad and has called it SANSCAR!
  • Tattoo Ko Hindi Mein Kya Kehte Hain?</br>
Ae Mere Badan Ke Logo!Upload to Facebook
    Tattoo Ko Hindi Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
    Ae Mere Badan Ke Logo!
  • People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being!Upload to Facebook
    People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being!
  • Some contacts numbers are really special because neither do we delete them nor can we call!Upload to Facebook
    Some contacts numbers are really special because neither do we delete them nor can we call!
  • Tumhara Prem, Prem;</br>
Hamara Prem, Prem Chopra!Upload to Facebook
    Tumhara Prem, Prem;
    Hamara Prem, Prem Chopra!
  • Adjective for metal is metallic;</br>
But not so for iron which is ironic!Upload to Facebook
    Adjective for metal is metallic;
    But not so for iron which is ironic!
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