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Upload to Facebook Big-time gangster Don Vito Corleone picked up his son Santino after his annual exams.
"How was it?" he asked.
Son: They questioned me for three hours, papa. But I told them nothing! -
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Upload to Facebook When visiting my house please remember: If you don't like dog hair, stay off the couch. To you I'm a dog, but here I'm the baby. They like me more than they like most humans. I live here, you are a guest. They love me, they're only friends with you. You will be sniffed, possibly licked, deal with it! -
Upload to Facebook When in a relationship: Mera Bacha.
After Break Up : Kutte Ka Bacha! -
Upload to Facebook I wonder how much more advanced the world would be if we didn't require sleep! -
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: Aur Bhai Shaadi Ke Baad Ka Pehla Valentine's Day Kaisa Raha? Friend 2: Jab Sasural Wala Genda Phool Mil Jata Hai Toh Valentine's Day Ka Gulab Ka Phool Gayab Ho Jata Hai! -
Upload to Facebook My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill. So I sent him a "get well soon" card! -
Upload to Facebook Yeh Hamra Ghar Hai Yeh Hamare Gharwale Hain Aur Yahan Hamari Be-Izzati Ki Ja Rahi Hai! #PawryHoRahiHai -
Upload to Facebook If you don't look back in life and think you were an idiot, then you're probably still an idiot! -
Upload to Facebook Lighting a candle you bought is watching your money burn!
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