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Upload to Facebook When I was a child I slept with the door open because I was scared of what might be inside my room. Now I sleep with my door closed because of what might be outside my room! -
Upload to Facebook Anti Valentine group catches a couple on the seaside getting cozy and they scream, "This nonsense is against our culture. We will get you two married" The couple says, "But we are already married." The group apologizes, says sorry and leaves..!! The couple heaves a sigh of relief. Thank God they didn't ask us if we were married to each other. -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Mere Paas Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Bank Balance Hai... Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Girl: Mere Paas Tere Jaise 4 aur Hain! -
Upload to Facebook I'm planning to write a Valentine's Day poem to all the singles out there. Can anyone let me know what rhymes with Cupid? -
Upload to Facebook Tuhadi Beauty 'Beauty', Saadi Beauty 'Filter'! -
Upload to Facebook You realize you've grown when staying up late becomes a burden instead of an achievement! -
Upload to Facebook Mechanic: Your car's airbag is damaged & needs to be replaced. Wife: No thanks. Mechanic: But it's for your safety. Wife: That's OK. It's my husband who normally drives this car! -
Upload to Facebook England: Thank you, Doctor! Germany: Danke, Doktor! France: Merci Docteur! Mexico: Grazie Dottore! India: Am I allowed to drink? -
Upload to Facebook It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include `barely used` in the description! -
Upload to Facebook I went to a hospital, for a Cardiac Stress Test. They connected the machines and made me watch my wife park my new car!
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