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  • Boy: Are you single?</br> Girl: No I am just in a relationship with freedom!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Are you single?
    Girl: No I am just in a relationship with freedom!
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  • Women are very easy to please. Just give them what they want, when they want it and how they want it.</br> Quite simple, right?Upload to Facebook
    Women are very easy to please. Just give them what they want, when they want it and how they want it.
    Quite simple, right?
    Funny / Marriage   
  • Stages of doing anything:</br> 1) Putin it off</br> 2) Stalin</br> 3) Russian to finishUpload to Facebook
    Stages of doing anything:
    1) Putin it off
    2) Stalin
    3) Russian to finish
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  • The paradox of life:</br> Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!Upload to Facebook
    The paradox of life:
    Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, calories start to matter!
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  • Warning to all single guys:</br> This Valentine's Day, think twice before you act, or else you may end up married!Upload to Facebook
    Warning to all single guys:
    This Valentine's Day, think twice before you act, or else you may end up married!
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  • Science should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity!Upload to Facebook
    Science should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity!
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  • Things money can't buy:</br> 1. Manners</br> 2. Morals</br> 3. Respect</br> 4. Character</br> 5. Common Sense</br> 6. Trust</br> 7. Patience</br> 8. Class</br> 9. Integrity</br> 10. LoveUpload to Facebook
    Things money can't buy:
    1. Manners
    2. Morals
    3. Respect
    4. Character
    5. Common Sense
    6. Trust
    7. Patience
    8. Class
    9. Integrity
    10. Love
    Interesting   
  • The best thing about Twitter: You can tweet anything you want.</br> The worst thing about Twitter: You can tweet anything you want!Upload to Facebook
    The best thing about Twitter: You can tweet anything you want.
    The worst thing about Twitter: You can tweet anything you want!
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  • It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.</br> (Not even remotely)Upload to Facebook
    It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.
    (Not even remotely)
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  • What do you call it when someone looks at your face and says you look good?</br> Sarcasm!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call it when someone looks at your face and says you look good?
    Sarcasm!
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