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Upload to Facebook Girl: I think it's the time when we should get married.
Boy: That's OK, but who will marry us? -
Upload to Facebook On the first night of marriage:
Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh
Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?
Boy: I work for Zomato delivery! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: You are like my drug.
Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?
Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!
Boy: What?
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: You look so tired, what happened?
Girl: Meri Scooty Ka Petrol Khtam Ho Geya Tha, Kisi Ne Meri Koi Help Nahi Ki.
Boy: Toh Phir Yeh 'Feminist' Wala Top Pehan Kar Mat Ghuma Kar! -
Upload to Facebook Girl:: Jaanu, Please Tum Mera Recharge Karwa Doge?
Boy: Please Mat Bolo.
Girl: Awww
Boy: Are Main Keh Raha Hun Ki "Please", Mat Bolo, Mere Pass Khud Ka Recharge Karne Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Whisper me those 3 words every girl wants to hear.
Boy: Let's play game! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I like guys with high standards.
Boy: Meri Maa Mujhe Gucci Ke Sandal Se Maarti Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Happy Birthday Gutter
Girl: Abey Mera Naam Sonali Hai.
Boy: Haan Toh 100 Naali Milkar Hi Toh Gutter Banta Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I'm not like other girls.
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
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