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Upload to Facebook My fitness instructor wants me to touch my toes.
But I don't have that kind of relationship with my feet! -
Upload to Facebook I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
If I had any loose-fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! -
Upload to Facebook Me, 10 years ago: I can eat whatever I want.
Me 5, years ago: I can eat 3 slices of pizza, I'm watching my weight.
Me, now: I walked past Pizza Hut and gained 5 Kg! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has stopped eating junk food as she's trying to lose weight. She requested me to be supportive.
So as a good husband, I'm now eating junk food for both of us! -
Upload to Facebook In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach! -
Upload to Facebook I just saw some idiot at the gym.
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill! -
Upload to Facebook My self-care is just knowing there's a bag of unopened double stuffed Oreos hidden in the pantry! -
Upload to Facebook I'm not interested in long romantic walks on the beach.
I'm interested in short quick walks to the cake in the fridge! -
Upload to Facebook After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I have lost 5 kg lemons and 1kg honey! -
Upload to Facebook I was thinking of trying intermittent fasting.
When I woke up, I realized I didn't eat the entire time I was sleeping. This fasting thing is a piece of cake!
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