Hey Siri, how's the weather? Siri: Are Vaat Lagi Padi Hai! |
Upvas Karne Se Tann Halka Hota Hai Aur Bakwas Karne Se Mann! |
Pehle Log Jhooth Bolte The, Media Sach Dhoond Kar Laati Thi; Ab Media Jhooth Bolti Hai Aur Log Sach Dhoond Kar Laate Hain! |
My whole life depends on 'Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega'. Phir Jo Hota Hai Wo Dekha Bhi Nahi Jaata! |
Meri Kya Barabari Karoge Tum Log; 4 Shadiyon Mein Top 50 Mein Aaya Hun! |
Lockdown Se Pehle Mere Gharwalon Ko Lagta Tha Ki Main Single Hun... Ab Confirm Ho Geya Hai! |
Shayars don't just drink beers, they Ghazal it down! |
At restaurants: Foreigners: Hey why don't you let me pay the bill today, my treat. Indian: Kasam Hai Tumhein Mata Rani Ki, Main Pay Karunga, Nahi Toh Main Tumse Kabhi Baat Nahi Karunga! |
Jitna Kaam Lockdown Mein Mere Gharwalon Ne Mujhse Karwaya Hai, Agar Utna Kaam Kahin Bahar Karta To... Paisa Bhi Milta Aur Izzat Bhi! |
I am planning to buy a Good Luxury Car or SUV in the range of 60-70 Lakh. Can anyone suggest Ki Itna Paisa Kahan Se Laaun? |