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Upload to Facebook A good way to decompress is to close your eyes, breathe in through the nose, exhale through the mouth and visualize slapping an idiot! -
Upload to Facebook Most people have 5 senses.
But you are blessed with 6 senses and that extra sense is...
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Upload to Facebook I don't hate you I just don't like the fact that you exist! -
Upload to Facebook I don't hate you. I just don't like the fact that you exist! -
Upload to Facebook I love the sound you make when you shut up! -
Upload to Facebook Finally, I have figured out the reason that why I look so bad in photos.
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It's my face! -
Upload to Facebook You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky! -
Upload to Facebook You can travel all over the earth just to find out that you are miserable everywhere! -
Upload to Facebook I was taught to think before I act. So when I slap you, just know that I thoroughly thought about it first! -
Upload to Facebook Girls call me ugly until they see my bank balance...
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now they call me - ugly and poor!
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