I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, "I don't follow you"! |
Success comes when it is least expected. So keep working and never lose hope! |
How many seconds are there in a year? |
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can't go outside. What am I? |
A man was cleaning the windows of a 25 storey building. He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasn't hurt. How did he do it? |
Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos! |
A man was cleaning the windows of a 3 storeys building. He slipped and fell off the ladder but wasn't hurt. How did he do it? |
I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that? |
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat? |
Somewhere: An elderly reads a book on "how to use the internet"; While a young one Googles "how to read a book"! |