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  • I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, `I don't follow you`!Upload to Facebook
    I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said, "I don't follow you"!
  • Success comes when it is least expected. So keep working and never lose hope!Upload to Facebook
    Success comes when it is least expected. So keep working and never lose hope!
  • How many seconds are there in a year?Upload to Facebook
    How many seconds are there in a year?
  • I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can't go outside.<br/>
What am I?Upload to Facebook
    I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can't go outside.
    What am I?
  • A man was cleaning the windows of a 25 storey building. He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasn't hurt.<br/>
How did he do it?Upload to Facebook
    A man was cleaning the windows of a 25 storey building. He slipped and fell off the ladder, but wasn't hurt.
    How did he do it?
  • Went to the moon, took 5 photos.<br/>
Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos!Upload to Facebook
    Went to the moon, took 5 photos.
    Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos!
  • A man was cleaning the windows of a 3 storeys building.<br/>
He slipped and fell off the ladder but wasn't hurt.<br/>
How did he do it?Upload to Facebook
    A man was cleaning the windows of a 3 storeys building.
    He slipped and fell off the ladder but wasn't hurt.
    How did he do it?
  • I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?Upload to Facebook
    I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
  • A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street.<br/>
Who had the biggest hat?Upload to Facebook
    A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street.
    Who had the biggest hat?
  • Somewhere:<br/>
An elderly reads a book on `how to use the internet`;<br/>
While a young one Googles `how to read a book`!Upload to Facebook
    Somewhere:
    An elderly reads a book on "how to use the internet";
    While a young one Googles "how to read a book"!
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