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Upload to Facebook How does a lawyer sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other! -
Upload to Facebook Once a Judge hired a cab and told the driver to take him to the "Courts of Justice."
"Where are they?" asked the driver.
"You mean you don't know where the law courts are?" asked the judge incredulously.
"Oh! The law courts," replied the driver. "You said, the Courts of Justice!" -
Upload to Facebook Lawyers don't pee, they...
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Upload to Facebook The new amendments to motor vehicle act impose heavy penalty for violating traffic rules.
Lekin Mujhe Kya, Main Toh Lawyer Hoon! -
Upload to Facebook Lawyers don't Pee...
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Upload to Facebook A man in an interrogation room says "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."
"You are the lawyer." said the policeman.
"Exactly, so where's my present?" replied the lawyer! -
Upload to Facebook Judge: What do you call a lawyer, who doesn't know the law?
Lawyer: A judge! -
Upload to Facebook In the middle of a trial, the judge asks the defendant:
"You didn't bring your lawyer today?"
Defendant: No, your honour. I've decided to tell the truth! -
Upload to Facebook A lawyer was once arguing a matter for admission.
The Judge, after perusing the judgment, remarked, "There is nothing in your case".
To which, the lawyer promptly replied, "I know there is nothing".
The Judge thereupon observed, "Then why did you file it?"
Pat came the reply from lawyer: "Because the client wanted your Lordship's opinion and not mine"! -
Upload to Facebook Lawyer Special:
A lawyer sent a text to his another lawyer friend
Lawyer 1: Hey Bro, need your support. She is online and said "I love you". What should I do?
Lawyer 2: First of all take a screenshot, documentation is most important!
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